Talking Turkey
My room mate is cooking a turkey. I've never been in the presence of a turkey before, cooking, talking, or otherwise. It's surprisingly loud. I wonder if tofurkies can speak as well. Perhaps, being soy-based, they can only say soy-based words.
Words such as:
- Soya
- Soybean
- Meso
- So you married an axe-murderer
