Attaque à Main Armée de Café

Ah the wonders of web-based translation. I can mug a person in French. I can mug a person with coffee in french. But I certainly cannot say mug - or coffee mug, for that matter - in French. So please do not ask me to. I do find it ironic, though, that my weapon of choice also happens to be my kryptonite. Note to self: must write script for the movie Unbreakable 2: Attaque à Main Armée de Café, and send to M. Night Shyamalan. OR must write script for the movie Unbreakablesque, and send to the brothers Chaps.