January 19, 2005

Please, Could you not?


Everyone has a few little things that make them cringe. Not everyone can rank them, though. My top X please-could-you-nots:

  1. Write little notes in my planner or on my notes. Pencil is forgivable, but ink shall incur my wrath.

  2. Eat or chew, even for a few seconds, with your mouth open

  3. Call me "Sarah Malik" with those horrible, grating, short North American a's

  4. Leave used tissues lying around. Under pillows, in blankets, on couches and tables... the answer is always EWW!

  5. Stare - at me, or over my shoulder - from within two feet of my side