Just When You Thought You Were Safe

I was under the impression that the chickens and I had made peace. I stopped eating them years ago, and although they still seemed a little unstable to me, they didn't bother me for quite some time. This evening, however, when I checked my e-mail account, I found a veiled threat sent to me via my father's e-mail account. It seems the Nation of Chickens has kidnapped my family and is holding them hostage, forcing my father to send me disturbing messages via the internet. If you don't believe me just take a look at these eyes.