Shoplifters Will be Persecuted

Note to self: YARR!
It's been another one of those curious sorts of days. Unfortunately not curious enough to constitute the amusingly quizzical type of day that tends to be my favourite. The pharmacist, unfortunately, seems to have injured his neck, and for this I feel great sympathy. I myself have experienced the woes of neck pain, and let me tell you, it's no picnic. I also have the sneaking suspicion that I might secretly be a size small at a few select locations. Curiouser and curiouser.
Postscript: the spell check database returns the "curiouser" query as "carouser". YARR!