November 21, 2003

Alright we need to clear this shit up. Apparently Sarah has been running around telling people that she is cooler than me. Gross misinterpretation of fact. I don't care if you subscribe to conventionalism, conservatism, or catholicism, Sarah is not cooler than me. That being said, if I am in line for a life with Parkinson's disease, this is not the first indication. Also, I'm quite sure that my brain damage is not limited to my cerebellum. So, while I thank you for your help, I need more, as we have ruled out nothing. Now back to this whole - never mind. Pressing matters.