January 28, 2004

I've decided to launch an aggressive campaign against jellyfish. Jellyfish once dominated this planet, and I have it on good authority that they are going for the top again. Unusual concentrations of jellyfish have been found in the waters surrounding the Hague. They're trying to take over the United Nations! Not to worry though, clearly they can't be too cunning if they think the United Nations is the key to world dominance. My plan of action is to establish attack bases at Wal-Marts across North America.